:)

"Go to google and write your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Jennifer needs”. notice the first 10 sensical sentences that come up. here’s what i got:

1. Jennifer needs to play by 'The Rules'.
(Awww... that's no fun.)

2. Jennifer needs a smack daddy.
(Smack daddy? Is that like a sugar daddy?)

3. Jennifer needs to give birth in the next week.
(I most certainly do not.)

4. Why Jennifer needs a cane.
(Because my upper right leg keeps falling asleep if I stand too long)

5. Jennifer needs your support.
(When I fall over because my leg's asleep)

6. Jennifer needs a muzzle at The Insider.
(Sorry, I'll keep my mouth shut.)

7. Jennifer needs a shave.
(How'd you know??)

8. Jennifer needs 2 1/2 cups of sugar to make cookies for 15 people.
(Mmm... cookies...)

9. Jennifer needs to hear some good news.
(Good news is always good!)

10. Jennifer needs our prayers.
(Prayers are always good too.)

Hmm... it took me 3 Google pages just to get these. Between the other Jennifers doing the same thing and their blogs coming up and duplicates.